For over a week now, my numbers have been bottoming out. I mean, really tanking here people.
So I started to do a little research to find out what I could do to improve my views.
And then I asked myself why.
So I answered, because I like the attention….JEEZ.
So went back to my research.
Apparently I got the most views when people when searching the internet for Wedding, Wedding Cakes and Wedding Cupcakes.
But they aren’t doing that anymore. Why you ask? Because it’s July now and most people get married before the end of summer to escape the heat and still have some vacation in some glorious place that may be still too hot but at least comes with a beach.
Now I’m being found by people searching for topics such as Superman, Norman Rockwell, Ever After, Ever After Dress and Dill Pickles.
Yes. Dill Pickles.
So I decided to not let you Superman, Dill Pickle, Ever After searchers down. No siree, here at Gori Rajkumari, we like to keep all our searchers coming back for more, to bring you into the Gori Rajkumari fold.
So for your information…..
Here in India, Superman is still Superman and everyone loves him.
Here in India, most have never heard of Norman Rockwell and have no idea what the Saturday Evening Post is.
Here in India, Ever After is a good Drew Barrymore movie with a pretty Ever After Dress at the end and to be honest the shoes look like they were made in India.
Here in India, a Pickle is not just a Cucumber anymore. Now it’s Mango, Chili, Lime, and Mixed. It’s also not dill. Dill pickles are excessively hard to find here and if you are feeling excessively sorry for Gori Rajkumari because of that fact, stop…stop feeling sorry and just send her some Dill Pickles express mail please.
PS: You could let the Fall Brides know that searching for wedding cakes now wouldn’t be amiss for me. I mean, ordering ahead of time is a good thing, right? Thanks. 🙂